Still very much on the hunt for a solid-colored bridesmaid dress, but I’m such a pattern and texture freak that I can’t train my eye to be attracted to dresses that are only one color. I’m sure that any psychoanalyst would tell me that it all goes back to being a small child told by her mother that a “busy pattern” would distract people from noticing my “fat” and that solid blocks of color would draw more attention to my “largeness.” BUT I DIGRESS! I quickly peeked at Vena Cava to briefly consider this creamy-rust number, but my eye immediately beelined to these outrageously awesome overalls. I can’t wear these to a wedding, right?? Shit.
(Also, Pizza Pants!)

